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I was at Whitcoulls the other day and my sone and daughter saw a cool looking game called Fact or Crap. Basically there are a whole lot of questions, positions, statements and you have to decide whether they are Fact or Crap.
So here is the Whale Oil Beef Hooked version of Fact or Crap.

Speaks Arabic, French and Spanish but can barely type in English
Has a BSc from Otago. (They have no record)
she also says she has no degree
Says she went to Senior College (They have no record)
Says she went to Oxford University in 2006 where she studied Human Sciences, Politics and International Relations at New College. She says she studied medicine for two and a half years at Oxford. (I have a letter from Oxford saying she never, ever enrolled)
also AUT in 2002 where she studied Human Sciences
also Canterbury in 2005 where she studied international studies
she says she has a pilot’s licence but won’t say where from.
Says she last flew up north but will give no details.
Says her “Clean” jeans are made in NZ, She won't say where. She says they are sold at a store in LA She wont say where. She also says they are sold as a “best seller” in Barneys
She says she sourced the red silk for Natalie Portman’s dress from Zac Posen,
She says she was engaged to Leon Rothschild and that he slashed his wrists at the end of last year when she broke off with him.
She says she is a friend of NY socialite Tinsley Mortimer.
Says she is mates with Marc Jacobs and was his fabric buyer and that she was Zac Posen’s muse.
When asked if the Tinsley Mortimer quote on her Facebook was about her and she went all coy and smiled.
She says she was in Brazil doing charity work and saved lives in a plane crash which she was in.
She has siblings by different fathers. The siblings are part maori
She says 2 weeks before her 16th birthday she was drugged and raped by [removed by request of person concern] who abused her for six hours and then left her body in a dumpster. [person' name deleted as per request] is a pilot now living in the UK. I am told he is a very very decent and good young guy.
She says she has breast cancer
She says her mother has cancer of the colon and is going into hospital.
She says her father is an alcoholic because of what happened to “his little girl”.
She says she supports orphanages in Burma, Fiji and Sierra Leone but will give no details. She pictures of herself with Thai kids.
She says she worked for FairTrade and Amnesty.
She says she has spent 71 days in NZ in 2008 and maybe 6 months in NY in 2007 but she is in and out a lot so no specifics.
The Clean Green Air company doesn’t google.
She did used to work for Powercall as a telemarketer
Her mum’s name is Maxine 021 18X XXXX. She is a massage therapist and cleaner
She applied for a job at FairTrade with a stethescope hanging out of her bag and wearing scrubs. and she got job with forged refs from Oxford that said she was the brightest student they had seen.
Says she is 23 and 28
Says she lives off Trust Fund
Says she dated Peter Hujlich but threw a glass of wine on him when he called Peter Stewart a paedophile. He denies even knowing Peter Stewart
Has a handbag label using pleather - which is supposedly eco-friendly leather but which is actually plastic
Was a pilot in Brazil, saved everyone in a crash with her medical degree
Grew up on a farm in Southland next to the Stewarts, Pieter is her mum’s best friend also that she grew up in Tutakaka in a hippy family
Worked for the UN for years
Has been offered a job by Kate Sylvester after knowing her ten minutes
Been on a yacht with Richard Branson, who is her “friend” watching the moon rise

Fact or Crap - Pearl Going....you be the judge.

Posted byWhaleoil at 12:03 PM Links to this post

The Pearler spins her lines to the HoS

Pearl Going is a vaxatious little bitch and she has managed to get another Rachel at the HoS to spin her own shit.
If Rachel Grunwell had done what I had told her to do and actually asked the Pearler to produce some evidence of her much vaunted qualifications the article would have been a lot different from the way it is. Oh and Rachel Grunwell I never said the words "published in the Herald on Sunday's Spy page", I said "bullshit posts by Pork Chop, who clearly never even did the most basic of fact checks on the lying little witch.
Pearl Going is a spinner, a liar and a fraud. not one single thing about her is true.
One thing that is for certain I would never, have never issued any death threats anonymously or otherwise through any medium on Pearler.
I will say however though that she has continued on with trying to supress the truth about her sorry-assed life and has now made it personal by siccing the cops onto me. For that she will pay. The phrase "this will get worse before it gets better" has never held so true.
Oh and Stephen Price, you idiot, I look forward to another attempt, you last one wasn't too successful....better fact check your client though before I make you and her look silly in court.

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